So what happens in this issue?
The Universal Life Church really has lowered it's standards. Apparently they're even accepting Jedi feline-like toys. ;)
This issue is read by Magnus Hølvold.
Author's comment:
I do wish I was a Jedi sometimes.
I suspect the funky wuxia inspired powers would come in handy.
My long ginger hair would make for light saber fights that look just awesome.
Like an organic cape. With extra ruffian.
The pledge of poverty (which I have unofficially taken) isn't that
appealing mind.
But if I was a new trilogy era Jedi - I could kill Jar Jar.
Also you get to whizz around a galaxy having 'adventures' and I sure
hope the celibacy thing is a guideline. Because I seem to remember
some really hot lady Jedi's.
What other comment do you want?
I like Star Wars. I like Cthulhu. I wrote a mix and mash and tried to
do it in the least terrible way I could.
Enjoy.
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